You give advice so freely,
And you don't mock or laugh at anyone.
As puppets go your blood is rather steely,
And you have a hand that goes right up your bum.
People long to hear what you will say next,
They all yearn to be told just what to do.
You have no knees
O hear the puppet voices
O doll, whose view's askew
O Bad-, O Badrielle!